A Baby Formula Best Served Cold
How was Chinese baby formula chemically tainted?
I’ll tell you: it was a secret revenge tactic taken by the Olympic Oversight Committee at being cornered into allowing a bunch of obviously underaged atheletes into the ‘08 Summer Olympic Games.
The conversation went a little something like this:
“Hey d’ya see the news about what that hacker found about them gymnasts?”
“Yeah. Damn, we’re kinda left with our pants down. We look pretty stupid for allowing it. Yet, it’d be almost as much hassle, if not more, if we penalize them or something. Especially considering the Olympics are being held there. I don’t wanna get knifed like that poor bastard, do you? What do we do?”
“Well, I suggest we keep things rolling, but we even the score later. I have a great idea: we’ll sabotage their infant formula!”
“Yeah, there won’t be any more underage athletes or, if we’re lucky, a China left, if we wipe them out early!”
And thus the plan was put into action, shortly thereafter…
I’m not sure why, but a lot of my made-up conversations between people that are to be the objects of ridicule or considered the patsy of any piece turn out to sound like southern hicks.
2ndhandsoul
September 18, 2008 at 8:54 pm